Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Some Pirate Jokes and Humor

"Talk Like a Pirate Day" only comes in September, but pirate jokes and humor can be fun any day. What Pirate jokes do you have?

How do you know if you are a pirate?
You just "Arrrrrrrr"...

What did the pirate name his daughter?
Peggy.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

How much does a pirate pay to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear!!!

You can't spell pirate, without "irate"

Pirates do not clean up, except when gold falls out of a treasure chest.


And, I always liked this keyboard designed exclusively for pirates:

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